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In his youth Danya was firmly convinced that he would become a musician and never appear in the office. But now he stays at the office desk until late at night. When Danya was little, he dreamed of becoming a Novosibirsk Spider-man and protecting his five sisters from the forces of evil. And now he is at the limit of his ability to fight against human boredom and toxicity. However, once our superhero went for cigarettes on a scooter and broke his leg 10 meters later. But such little things never stop him!

As a child, he wanted to become a tram driver. His life motto says: "More Red Bull for the God of Red Bull”. What is CEO’s main dream? It’s a new book about Harry Potter.

To manage our numbers and sums Marina even moved from Sochi to Moscow. This young girl didn’t have the worst dates. As a child she dreamed of becoming a primary school teacher and when she presented herself in front of the class, she was yelling so loudly at the imaginary students. In general, it is good that Marina became our accountant. And it’s even better that she doesn't yell at us.

Marina's dream is to watch a new season of a cool series eating yummy food. As a child, she dreamed of becoming a veterinarian. Even after having stepped on a wasp she didn’t stop adoring animals. She likes good music and bowling: once Marina scored 6 strikes in a row.

As a child, Kirill just wanted to make movies, and now his wish list has expanded significantly — he dreams of seeing Sagrada Familia, the Angel falls, and even fly into space and swim with whales. Kirill has not decided on his epic fail yet, but he considers his last date as bad when the girl was too young.

Masha's dreams are growing exponentially. As a child she wanted to become a janitor to walk more on the street, and now her cherished desire is an office in Thailand. In people, she does not tolerate irresponsibility, and considers a fringe as her main faux pas.

Keep calm — Alexandr reminds himself every time. He works harmoniously with this attitude in the team, being the oldest in it. He doesn’t like bores and also Alexandr plans to live a few more lives.

They say the best accountants are from Cheboksary. And we know it for sure. Lena has a selective memory and doesn’t remember her own fails but she definitely doesn’t forgive irresponsibility. She just hates it!

When Sasha was a child he dreamed of exploring the cosmic expanses and parallel worlds, both real and fantastic. Now he just wants to learn magic. One of the reasons is to fight the main curse of our Universe — carelessness due to inattention. But magic doesn’t yet protect him from bad dates, after one of them the girl flew to her ex in Germany.

As Pavel himself says, he is from a distant province far away from Moscow. He's allergic to windbags, and he's also afraid of flying, despite dreaming of becoming a pilot.

Julia’s most epic fail was to grow up. As a child, she rode a bike and climbed trees. She always wanted life to be like this. Julia still rides a bike but now she wants to live somewhere where it’s warmer.

Egor is ready to fly into space to get some arguments against the idea of the Flat Earth. At his first job he sold popcorn on the beach. As a child, he wanted to become a trucker and crush all the undesirables. Egor has a superpower to pass GTA 5 without a single death.

Maxim hails from Baku and he takes all his sap of life from traveling and hookah. It was during these trips when he lost his foreign passport thrice and his russian passport twice. His worst date was spent in the company of a woman who turned out to be 20 years older. And he could really get mad at stupid people. That's why we don't have any of them in our office.

He doesn’t remember his epic fails, but he is pretty sure that he wanted to do programming since he was a child. He earned his first money by teaching the guitar. He loves computer games and dreams of creating his own one day. He considers tedious and routine tasks to be his main nightmare. Probably that’s why he ended up in Proscom