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Sasha was born in the legendary russian town of Murom. He had already fulfilled his childhood dream of leaving this town. He calls himself a fun and meticulous nerd, he teaches at MIPT in his spare time. He considers his startup closed a week after receiving a grant from the Swiss government to be his main epic fail. Everyone would like such failures.

Dasha is top in the design. But once in her life she crashed into a fitting room mirror thinking there was a pass. As a child, she dreamed of becoming an astronaut, and now she wants to become famous.

Maxim hails from Baku and he takes all his sap of life from traveling and hookah. It was during these trips when he lost his foreign passport thrice and his russian passport twice. His worst date was spent in the company of a woman who turned out to be 20 years older. And he could really get mad at stupid people. That's why we don't have any of them in our office.

As a child, Vage dreamed of becoming an adult, but now the program is at least to get enough sleep, and at most — to live until next year. He can't stand stupid people and prefers robots to them. He doesn't talk about his epic files, but we all know that he spent his first salary on HTC's flagship smartphone.

She calls herself a cheerful BDSM lover. From the dream of becoming a fairy and a makeup artist, she came to the craft of a designer and now for complete happiness, it remains to live in Los Angeles only. There had been no bad dates in her life, but there had been a couple of epic fails. For example, in Stockholm, Zhenya ran after a ferry that sailed with her belongings to Tallinn.

Dima did not use to get enough sleep as a child. So once he almost overslept his plane, arriving at the airport an hour before departure. But even in such situations, he does not lose his calm. The only thing that pisses him off is hints! So you'd better have a straight talk with him over a beer.

Nikita went to great lengths to take his mother to the resort and eat his favorite boiled corn on the sunny beach, but now he is stuck with us. As a child he used to dream of becoming a dentist. Now he is on the way to the status of the top UI/UX designer of the world! And no less.

Egor is ready to fly into space to get some arguments against the idea of the Flat Earth. At his first job he sold popcorn on the beach. As a child, he wanted to become a trucker and crush all the undesirables. Egor has a superpower to pass GTA 5 without a single death.

Previously, Andrew dreamed of becoming a train driver. But the train left and laziness took its course. Now he sits at the computer and gives out the tasks to developers. In his spare time he likes to sleep in and adores reseting “Shindows”

As a child, Egor wanted to become Julius Caesar and conquer Europe. He spent his first salary on Katy Perry’s concert. Now he wants to move to Paris and write books on the history of the Third Reich. Being a vegetarian, Egor is a Myasnov-store goer - butcher shop where he buys dairy products and pastry• only. • brioche with raisins to be exact.

Could a romantic soul who adores watching sunsets be combined with project manager in one person? Easily! Natasha also sits on a leg-split. As a child, she wanted to become a fashion designer, an architect or a doctor. Natalia also spent her first salary on a tattoo.

When Sasha was a child he dreamed of exploring the cosmic expanses and parallel worlds, both real and fantastic. Now he just wants to learn magic. One of the reasons is to fight the main curse of our Universe — carelessness due to inattention. But magic doesn’t yet protect him from bad dates, after one of them the girl flew to her ex in Germany.

As a child, he wanted to become a tram driver. His life motto says: "More Red Bull for the God of Red Bull”. What is CEO’s main dream? It’s a new book about Harry Potter.

They say the best accountants are from Cheboksary. And we know it for sure. Lena has a selective memory and doesn’t remember her own fails but she definitely doesn’t forgive irresponsibility. She just hates it!

In his youth Danya was firmly convinced that he would become a musician and never appear in the office. But now he stays at the office desk until late at night. When Danya was little, he dreamed of becoming a Novosibirsk Spider-man and protecting his five sisters from the forces of evil. And now he is at the limit of his ability to fight against human boredom and toxicity. However, once our superhero went for cigarettes on a scooter and broke his leg 10 meters later. But such little things never stop him!

Marina's dream is to watch a new season of a cool series eating yummy food. As a child, she dreamed of becoming a veterinarian. Even after having stepped on a wasp she didn’t stop adoring animals. She likes good music and bowling: once Marina scored 6 strikes in a row.

Alex loves cats and he can't stand those who don't feel the same way about these cute creatures. Moving from Kirov to Moscow was the first leg of fulfilling his cherished dream — a trip around the world!

He doesn’t remember his epic fails, but he is pretty sure that he wanted to do programming since he was a child. He earned his first money by teaching the guitar. He loves computer games and dreams of creating his own one day. He considers tedious and routine tasks to be his main nightmare. Probably that’s why he ended up in Proscom

Julia’s most epic fail was to grow up. As a child, she rode a bike and climbed trees. She always wanted life to be like this. Julia still rides a bike but now she wants to live somewhere where it’s warmer.

Keep calm — Alexandr reminds himself every time. He works harmoniously with this attitude in the team, being the oldest in it. He doesn’t like bores and also Alexandr plans to live a few more lives.

Natasha is the most sincere person in our team — she loves and justifies everyone, she doesn't understand sarcasm. Even in the presence of a French customer, she said the FAQ several times as "fucku", frankly not understanding how to take this expression as a four-letter word apart from a "question-answer". But this in no way detracts her from the courage of our Art Guru. Natasha also loves horses and dreams of living in Switzerland in a house with her own stable.

To manage our numbers and sums Marina even moved from Sochi to Moscow. This young girl didn’t have the worst dates. As a child she dreamed of becoming a primary school teacher and when she presented herself in front of the class, she was yelling so loudly at the imaginary students. In general, it is good that Marina became our accountant. And it’s even better that she doesn't yell at us.

Once Artem dreamed of being a pilot and flying in the clouds, but now he just flies between St.Petersburg and Moscow. His main epic fail in life is to go to work, where he is most infuriated by people's stupid questions. But all the dates in his life were simply delicious and indescribable!

As a child, Kirill just wanted to make movies, and now his wish list has expanded significantly — he dreams of seeing Sagrada Familia, the Angel falls, and even fly into space and swim with whales. Kirill has not decided on his epic fail yet, but he considers his last date as bad when the girl was too young.

Masha's dreams are growing exponentially. As a child she wanted to become a janitor to walk more on the street, and now her cherished desire is an office in Thailand. In people, she does not tolerate irresponsibility, and considers a fringe as her main faux pas.

As Pavel himself says, he is from a distant province far away from Moscow. He's allergic to windbags, and he's also afraid of flying, despite dreaming of becoming a pilot.